I am sorry I woke you. I know you have a nice little life. I would like nothing more than to leave you be, but we are past that point. Because I need you to know what the fight is all about. It’s not your fault that you’ve been oblivious up to this point. You’ve never been afraid walking in the dark. You’ve never considered … Continue reading Amends
Moon meets the water in a silent kiss Where peace is created in whispering echos Of tides waves and rippled fingers of light Dance across the surface softly like skin Deep in cool mist wet pebbles Rattle and slide down stones Into silence still pools only to become part of it Pebbles have no regrets Moss blankets boulder invited a soft suface To lay a … Continue reading Refuel
One time I read ‘Where the Red Ferns Grow’ for the nth time and chopped a small tree down with Dad’s 7 iron. The club was warped to shit. But I chopped down a tree! It was wind assisted. Young me did a lot or weird things. OK, they were normal things to a kid. Except when I soured a bunch of milk and tried … Continue reading Activity x Acceleration = fun(danger)
A story about drugs, laundry and a shoutout to a cat. Continue reading Knowledge is Power.
HAPPY BUTT WIGGLE I recently read someone comment the words ‘I MISS YOUR FACE!’ ‘I miss your face!’ is close to the perfect thing to say to a friend. ‘I miss your face!’ says: We are super good friends and we spend a lot of time online together and send each other memes and stuff and even photos of ourselves but I really want to … Continue reading Midnight Musing
Dude. Crustaceans. I thought I knew them. As a fauna enthusiast and as an eater of tasty things. I really don’t eat that much shellfish. I consider most lobster to be a vehicle for delivering butter into my mouth. I muse about who was the first person hungry enough to grab this buggy looking thing and decided it was going to be food. Maine, Rock … Continue reading Animal of the week! The Slipper Lobster!
spreading the joy of derp Continue reading ANIMAL OF THE WEEK!